Have you seen the weather reports?

Felicity Huffman wore a deep v-neck, halter-style sundress on "The Today Show" this morning. It's November 28. The show's in NYC. What's wrong with this picture?

Martha and Jon, Sitting in a Tree . . .

Martha Stewart was on the Daily Show earlier this week. She's on the record as having a crush on Jon Stewart. Did I detect some nerves?

P.S. Martha's leather pants were very cool.

Tears of a Clown

I love the main characters on Boston Legal. Who would have thought that Alan Shore was afraid of clowns? This might be my favorite drama this season.

Paul & Adam

There's a commercial featuring Paul McCartney; I think it might be for American Express. They show clips from his career while he sings. Everytime I hear the vocals, I think it's Adam Sandler singing the tune he wrote for Drew Barrymore on the flight to Vegas in "The Wedding Singer." How on earth does Adam Sandler sound like Paul McCartney?! I think it's the tune more than the voice!

Ding-Dong, the Witch is Dead!

Instead of showing her skills or intelligence, Marshawn manipulates the situation so that she doesn't have to do anything that will clash with her image, which is clearly so important to this former beauty queen. She deserved to be fired.

He Doesn't Have a Clue

The only intelligent/insightful thing Marcus EVER said on The Apprentice was his final statement in the cab: "I don't have a clue."

Currying Favor (Not)

Ann Curry's INTENSE interviews on the Today Show drive me crazy -- the voice in low register, the angst-ridden face. It's like a parody. And she needs a haircut.

TV SMT

Did you ever think you'd see a Stupid Men Trick on a TV drama? They just used one of my favorites -- using a black magic marker to color the skin showing through the holes in a dark sock -- on CSI New York. The SMT was the artful work of a man found dead in Central Park.

Must See TV

"The Office" is my absolute favorite show. It's the only sitcom that makes me laugh out loud, probably because it doesn't follow the cliched sitcom formula and because the acting is so good. This week's episode, when Dwight's desk got moved to the men's room ("Calm down, Dwight. Where was your desk the last time you saw it?"), did not disappoint.